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Dark beer, sex, comic books, volunteer work, funk, long skirts, short jackets, and kicking ass. I am the first person to submit baked goods to Newgrounds for review. I believe they recieved a 5.
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Kekeke i appear to have made it onto the website by accident. Apparently if you date one of the programmers here you get put into news feeds now.
I was going to not say anything in these newsposts about being Mike's girlfriend (as much as it kicks ass, I didn't want to be all "ooo look at me I date the staffs"), but I had to bust Luis's chops for forgetting my name in the captions orignally and just writing "Mike's girlfriend". It probably would have happened sooner or later anyway. I'm far too much of an extrovert for my own good.
Anyway, look at us (stolen from the linky thingie, haha)!

Hi..internet...
Anyway, just a casual push to show some extra love to the Tom Fulp and the Mike. They are working super hard on Castle Crashers from the morning till wayy too late at night trying to make it pass alpha. Go get 'em guys! And watch out for those pesky anneurisms. I hear tell that they suck and sting oh so very slightly. Code it like you stole it!
Here's another gratuitous picture of me and pokey.
Nothing says "i'm done all of my work for today, I live on a suburban college campus and it's snowing" like majestic winter Penicorn photos!
So beautiful I can't just post one! (but I guess I have to!)
You know mainly I'm posting this because I don't like that crying emoticon that is on your userpage when you don't. I am too cool for tears.
I have no news other than I posted in my supercool idea blog today, which has nothing to do with my life and everything to do with lepers, practical jokes, and french kissing velociraptors.
http://benignideas.blogspot.com
I blogged so hard that thing won't be able to walk tommorow. Giggity.
I may post a picture of a salad fingers brownie pan I decorated on New Years at some point.
Until then, keep it in your pants.