Woo I'm late with my updates! You try waking up in a hotel room in NYC the morning you have to be in work at Philly at 11am on sunday then working three twelve hour shifts consecutively.
I was only ten minutes late because I'm pretty goddamn cool.
The whole weekend was pretty awesome, with chinese food and copious amounts of beer at the NG office on thursday. It was Tim and Rob's birthdays! Friday I had some shit I hadta do, but then I made an irrational decision at 11pm that night to go to two conventions in New York.
So I went to MoCCA and Big Apple Con. I love hanging out with April n' Vagins because I never seem to drink girlie drinks otherwise. Just miles and miles of beer, which will eventually cause me to poof. Shoutout to Tom, because he finances my drunken delinquency on occasion. He and the boys had a lot of Martinis. I don't know how people unflavor those things man. Keep olives in my oil and away from my drinks. Luis bought these goddamn delicious biscotti shots. There were a lot of other people there that were awesome but I really don't feel like writing them all down. I still love you.
It's been almost a week since this adventure and my liver is still waving a white flag. I'm gonna let it rest up for awhile.
In other news I work for Disney now, but I have not quit my sex shop gig. So my resume reflects pure irony.
Mike is cute. Have you hugged your Mike today?
APRIL I LOVE YOUU!!